[Barbeauxbot asks: “Carver, when are you going to put on your big boy boxers and ask Merrill out alread?”]

[Carver: “Look, I’ll ask someone out when and if I’m sodding ready, OK? Not because someone else says I should. Maker’s Tainted Arse.]

Ask Warden Carver a question! He’ll totally mind, but that’s why it’s fun!